No one should trust a silent protagonist.

(This is probably not a remake of Final Fantasy I for the NES.)

 

Real-Talk Features

• No attempts to be clever in terms of gameplay.
• Most 8-bit algorithms in place, with the glitches to go with them. 
• No clever updates to.
• No try-hard areas.
• Certified as organically grown by the USDA.
  
• No balancing, at all.
• Stunning RTP graphics!
• A direct 1-to-1 philosophy.
• Toggleable dialog between "Memes" and "Classic" - two completely different stories in one game, and they are very different. 

 

The Inevitable Questions

1. Why did you make THIS game? At the conclusion of my first mission, I knew I couldn't just stop. I have seen a billion or so attempts at this project, but I also know this may be one of the only ones to succeed and finish.  This game was made entirely during the pandemic.

2. Is this a remake? Seriously?  First of all, the title is different!  The hero in the image looks like he has issues, and also, sports a nice-looking pipe and mustache. 

3. Anything different? Again, totally original.  I'm sure this won't remind you of a particular game.

4. Is this a remaster? Anything I make can only ever be seriously considered an "unmaster" or a "demaster."

5. When will it be finished? It is finished. Go play it.

6. Is there a better Q&A I can consult? Nope.

7. Is this for sale? Nah, you can have it for free. 

8. Why'd you pick blue for the sidebars? All for the sake of subliminal messaging.

9. What sidebars are you talking about? Turn your phone to landscape mode.

10. Will you update the game? When you find something game-breaking, let me know. I'll fix it. But, there are some intentional glitches.

11. Does this game have anything to do with your other game? Yes. But if you didn't know about the other project, you would never know. It qualifies both as standalone and sequel, simultaneously.